A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate.
During
the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty
his roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between
the two, and this had only made her more curious…
Over
the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started
to wonder if there was more between him and his roommate than met the
eye.
Reading his mom’s thoughts, his son volunteered,
“I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, we are just roommates.”
About a week later, his roommate came to him saying,
“Ever since your mother came to dinner, I’ve been unable to find the silver plate. You don’t suppose she took it, do you?”
He said, “Well, I doubt it, but I’ll email her, just to be sure.”
He sat down and wrote:
Dear Mother,
I’m
not saying that you ‘did’ take the silver plate from my house, I’m not
saying that you ‘did not’ take the silver plate. But the fact remains
that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, your son.
———————
Several days later,
he received an email from his Mother which read…
Dear Son,
I’m
not saying that you ‘do’ and I’m not saying that you ‘do not’. But the
fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have
found the silver plate by now, under her pillow.
Love, Mom.
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